We as a team feel that your perception of this character is not in keeping with his canon, based on a number of factors that comprise the bulk of your application. We feel as though your personality section exaggerates and makes assumptions about the character based on a series of punchlines that center around national stereotypes. SatW is a very punchline-driven comic, and while this does not preclude darker interpretations of the characters there has been little evidence to support such a drastically grim interpretation.