First Person: [Pulling the wool over his eyes is something impressive. After all, he is Discord, and it’s not particularly easy to surprise someone who’s so…chaotic. But alas, the draconequus has to admit he has absolutely no idea where he is, how he’d gotten on this train thing, or why there’s no ponies around. It’s a shame though, because he’d rather like to cause some mischief around here. But if there’s no one to inflict it upon…it’s not quite as fun.]
This isn’t exactly my idea of a party. There’s not even any chocolate milk! I’ll have to fix that!
[Both mismatched forepaws go to his serpentine hips as he stands erect on his back legs, frowning deeply. He doesn’t seem to realize there’s a pocket watch strapped around his neck, nor that its broadcasting audio.]
…Once I figure out where here is.
Third Person: The urge to use his magic for anything but chaos went entirely against everything Discord stood for. How could everypony really expect him to behave, when it was just so much easier to do the opposite. Yes, they had the Elements of Harmony on their side, but quite honestly…bonds were easily broken, and he’d proven that once before. If Celestia thought this little gambit of hers was going to work, then she was sorely mistaken.
The spirit of disharmony does not just stop being the spirit of disharmony because it’s the right thing to do. Friendship is magic? Don’t make him laugh. Except…that’s exactly what they were making him do inside. Laugh. And so as he sat there on the couch, his dragonlike tail flicking idly from side to side while he picked at the pages he’d torn from the library books…he couldn’t begrudge himself a smirk. He used his more dexterous talon-hand to pluck a reforming spell from the bowl of spells, reading it.
“Hopefully nopony thought it was going to be that easy to get rid of me,” he hummed to himself, before taking a bite of the page. How odd was it really? Discord eating paper? He’d done stranger things. By the time Fluttershy came to check on him, he was halfway through his leafy reformation salad, and she was none the wiser…yet!
Try harder, little girls~ He already knew that Twilight Sparkle was on her way here. Ohh, what a laugh she’d get when Fluttershy told her what had happened!
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This isn’t exactly my idea of a party. There’s not even any chocolate milk! I’ll have to fix that!
[Both mismatched forepaws go to his serpentine hips as he stands erect on his back legs, frowning deeply. He doesn’t seem to realize there’s a pocket watch strapped around his neck, nor that its broadcasting audio.]
…Once I figure out where here is.
Third Person: The urge to use his magic for anything but chaos went entirely against everything Discord stood for. How could everypony really expect him to behave, when it was just so much easier to do the opposite. Yes, they had the Elements of Harmony on their side, but quite honestly…bonds were easily broken, and he’d proven that once before. If Celestia thought this little gambit of hers was going to work, then she was sorely mistaken.
The spirit of disharmony does not just stop being the spirit of disharmony because it’s the right thing to do. Friendship is magic? Don’t make him laugh. Except…that’s exactly what they were making him do inside. Laugh. And so as he sat there on the couch, his dragonlike tail flicking idly from side to side while he picked at the pages he’d torn from the library books…he couldn’t begrudge himself a smirk. He used his more dexterous talon-hand to pluck a reforming spell from the bowl of spells, reading it.
“Hopefully nopony thought it was going to be that easy to get rid of me,” he hummed to himself, before taking a bite of the page. How odd was it really? Discord eating paper? He’d done stranger things. By the time Fluttershy came to check on him, he was halfway through his leafy reformation salad, and she was none the wiser…yet!
Try harder, little girls~ He already knew that Twilight Sparkle was on her way here. Ohh, what a laugh she’d get when Fluttershy told her what had happened!