PLAYER Name: Wolfy Age: 25 Personal Journal: wolfintheattic E-mail: wolfyttwisted@gmail.com AIM/MSN/etc: AIM: catfishsuicide SKYPE: catfishsuicide PLURK: wolfyttwisted
CHARACTER Name: James E. Walter Age: 30-31 Appearance: JW looks like a battered old stork. He is a tall, scraggly beanpole of a man who would stand at a whopping 6'9" if he stood up straight. Though he doesn't technically suffer from scoliosis, his posture is poor and his back is in bad shape for somebody only in his thirties. In fact, he looks a few years older than he actually is. JW's frame is emaciated and his skin is blotchy because of his poor diet. His nose is long enough to shelter small orphaned children from the rain, his cheeks are hollow, and his chin is sharp.
He dresses like an ugly floral sofa from the 70's and he is proud of it. JW usually wears baggy clothes that hide his shape and his right arm is always obscured by a cloth wrap to hide disfiguring scars he gave himself as a young adult. He'd rather be caught butt naked than without this arm wrap.
DAT EYE- JW's eyes used to be brown, but one has fallen under a curse. The sclera is a soupy yellow color and his pupil is an unnerving pinprick of black.
DEM ANTLERS- One day JW made the mistake of eating some blackberries that belonged to a phooka. In retaliation, the phooka cursed JW to grow antlers each year for every berry he stole. There were a lot of berries. These antlers follow the growth and shedding cycle of the average deer. Due to his poor health, they are somewhat brittle.
Personality: You know that sign at McDonalds that says 'refills same visit only'? They put that there because of people like JW.
Cheap, relatively lazy, selfish, and shifty-eyed, James Walter picks his way through life glancing over one shoulder. Growing up in poverty and then landing himself in a rather important position as an adult has given JW a skewed sense of WANT and NEED. If it's yours, he wants it. If it's addressed to him, he gives it the stink eye and dunks it in water first. You know. Just in case. Money is his weakness. The thin man will go to sometimes embarrassing lengths to obtain it. He and Shame rarely speak.
After having dealt with involuntary time travel, mild schizophrenia, and smoking an unhealthy amount of questionable plants, James gained the ability to take the unusual in-stride most days. He likes to lord this fact over those less experienced with the other-worldly, but this doesn't mean he can't be surprised or frightened. He's pretty cowardly when it comes to things he can't shoot. He has a grudging respect for the fair folk and will even suck up to magic users to ensure his safety.
So what's James like when he ISN'T dealing with the other-world and stealing packs of gum from the Dollar Store? He's a bit like a cat. He keeps to himself and roams the backroads and pig paths and comes home when it's time to eat. When there's no fence-riding to do, he watches Nick at Night on tv and bakes or whittles decorative signs and small animals. He'll hang around people when there's a chance of getting something out of them or maybe just so he can watch them make mouth words at each other. ITS NOT THAT HE'S LONELY AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR ANYTHING SOB.
JW isn't terribly good at talking to people outside of ranting, small talk or making sales. His temper tends to get the better of him and he gets frustrated easily. The people he gets along with best are either those he can intimidate or have enough patience for the both of them.
James does surprisingly well with children though. He's ashamed of his incomplete education and doesn't feel nearly as pressured to sound 'smart' around them. He's still a kid at heart.
He also often prefers the company of women. He likes teasing them and isn't immune to the need to show off and attempt to flirt. Unfortunatley this flirting usually manifests in hanging around like a creeper or teasing and it doesn't get him very far. JW is pretty shameless when it comes to being doted on by old ladies.
Though he favors them, in JW's eyes, men and women are equal and if he thinks you deserve a good punch in the nose, he'll give you one no matter what's between your legs. He only makes exceptions for old people and little kids.
Though his moral compass is a bit wobbly (lying, cheating, stealing, more lying, leading people he doesn't like into fae-infested groves so that they end up on the receiving end of their pranks instead of him) he's not the sort to go out of his way to be cruel. He still smokes marijuana (or anything similar he can find) to help stomach pains, but will judge anybody with a scowl if he sees them drinking. James Walter is not a terribly good man, but he's not a bad man either. That's what is most important.
TL:DR- Just imagine a scraggly barn cat that likes Gilligan's Island, long naps, and laying on the stairs so that you trip over it and fall.
[OC] JW || No Reserve || 1 of 3
Name: Wolfy
Age: 25
Personal Journal: wolfintheattic
E-mail: wolfyttwisted@gmail.com
AIM/MSN/etc:
AIM: catfishsuicide
SKYPE: catfishsuicide
PLURK: wolfyttwisted
CHARACTER
Name: James E. Walter
Age: 30-31
Appearance:
JW looks like a battered old stork. He is a tall, scraggly beanpole of a man who would stand at a whopping 6'9" if he stood up straight. Though he doesn't technically suffer from scoliosis, his posture is poor and his back is in bad shape for somebody only in his thirties. In fact, he looks a few years older than he actually is. JW's frame is emaciated and his skin is blotchy because of his poor diet. His nose is long enough to shelter small orphaned children from the rain, his cheeks are hollow, and his chin is sharp.
He dresses like an ugly floral sofa from the 70's and he is proud of it. JW usually wears baggy clothes that hide his shape and his right arm is always obscured by a cloth wrap to hide disfiguring scars he gave himself as a young adult. He'd rather be caught butt naked than without this arm wrap.
DAT EYE- JW's eyes used to be brown, but one has fallen under a curse. The sclera is a soupy yellow color and his pupil is an unnerving pinprick of black.
DEM ANTLERS- One day JW made the mistake of eating some blackberries that belonged to a phooka. In retaliation, the phooka cursed JW to grow antlers each year for every berry he stole. There were a lot of berries. These antlers follow the growth and shedding cycle of the average deer. Due to his poor health, they are somewhat brittle.
Chosen PB: I'll be drawing my own icons.
Isn't he pretty.
Personality:
You know that sign at McDonalds that says 'refills same visit only'? They put that there because of people like JW.
Cheap, relatively lazy, selfish, and shifty-eyed, James Walter picks his way through life glancing over one shoulder. Growing up in poverty and then landing himself in a rather important position as an adult has given JW a skewed sense of WANT and NEED. If it's yours, he wants it. If it's addressed to him, he gives it the stink eye and dunks it in water first. You know. Just in case. Money is his weakness. The thin man will go to sometimes embarrassing lengths to obtain it. He and Shame rarely speak.
After having dealt with involuntary time travel, mild schizophrenia, and smoking an unhealthy amount of questionable plants, James gained the ability to take the unusual in-stride most days. He likes to lord this fact over those less experienced with the other-worldly, but this doesn't mean he can't be surprised or frightened. He's pretty cowardly when it comes to things he can't shoot. He has a grudging respect for the fair folk and will even suck up to magic users to ensure his safety.
So what's James like when he ISN'T dealing with the other-world and stealing packs of gum from the Dollar Store? He's a bit like a cat. He keeps to himself and roams the backroads and pig paths and comes home when it's time to eat. When there's no fence-riding to do, he watches Nick at Night on tv and bakes or whittles decorative signs and small animals. He'll hang around people when there's a chance of getting something out of them or maybe just so he can watch them make mouth words at each other. ITS NOT THAT HE'S LONELY AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR ANYTHING SOB.
JW isn't terribly good at talking to people outside of ranting, small talk or making sales. His temper tends to get the better of him and he gets frustrated easily. The people he gets along with best are either those he can intimidate or have enough patience for the both of them.
James does surprisingly well with children though. He's ashamed of his incomplete education and doesn't feel nearly as pressured to sound 'smart' around them. He's still a kid at heart.
He also often prefers the company of women. He likes teasing them and isn't immune to the need to show off and attempt to flirt. Unfortunatley this flirting usually manifests in hanging around like a creeper or teasing and it doesn't get him very far. JW is pretty shameless when it comes to being doted on by old ladies.
Though he favors them, in JW's eyes, men and women are equal and if he thinks you deserve a good punch in the nose, he'll give you one no matter what's between your legs. He only makes exceptions for old people and little kids.
Though his moral compass is a bit wobbly (lying, cheating, stealing, more lying, leading people he doesn't like into fae-infested groves so that they end up on the receiving end of their pranks instead of him) he's not the sort to go out of his way to be cruel. He still smokes marijuana (or anything similar he can find) to help stomach pains, but will judge anybody with a scowl if he sees them drinking. James Walter is not a terribly good man, but he's not a bad man either. That's what is most important.
TL:DR- Just imagine a scraggly barn cat that likes Gilligan's Island, long naps, and laying on the stairs so that you trip over it and fall.